Your tits are I can't wait for
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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