Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
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You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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