dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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