I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
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