And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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