He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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