if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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