The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
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