We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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