are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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