i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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