Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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