would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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