I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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