it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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