In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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