he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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