so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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