ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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