Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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