I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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