K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Welp...herpes.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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