i already hear my dad disowning me
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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