Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Nobody cheats on THIS.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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