How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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