Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Randomize
