Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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