You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
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