I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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