why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
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What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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