Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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