something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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