It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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