I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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