If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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