So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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