I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
