I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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