What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize