remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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