She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Fuck appropriateness.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
