Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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