so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Pants are for mortals
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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