Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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