This girl is more easily done than said...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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