Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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