you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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