Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I have feelings that need drinking.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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