giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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