Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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