Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
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it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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