I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Randomize
