ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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