I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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