this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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