Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
The chlamydia really affected his face.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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