they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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